Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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