Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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