Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
