Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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