I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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