i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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