i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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