I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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