do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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