Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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