I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So much Jack, so little girl.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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