i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
