great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
