Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
