we have officially lost it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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