talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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