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tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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