Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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