Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You don't make any sense
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