I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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