So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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