i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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