If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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