quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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