C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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