yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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