I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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