with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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