vagina is talking i cant
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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