Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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