Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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