If that was your dad, he is hot
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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