Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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