New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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