question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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