So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
