You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
