Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
im on a boat
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