New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
