I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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