Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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