Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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