Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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