just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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