i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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