gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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