yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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