yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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