quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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