All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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